Christmas Star

[Intro] This year, it's gonna be different. [Verse 1] I'm gonna eat the carp when the sun is shining We'll be drinking Gin & Tonic so there's no whining. And my borsch will be warmed by the sun's rays. Instead of Christmas carols, tamang selo plays. [Pre-Chorus] I'm gonna dance the Maruni with the animators I won't wait for the first star to shine, I'm not a waiter. [Chorus] Even though I miss my family and friends I'm gonna give myself a Christmas romance I'm gonna meet the Santa, he'll give me his stick Yeah, you got it right by stick I meant his dick. [Post-Chorus] Oh Santa Santa Santa, The bastard that you are Oh Santa Santa Santa, I'll be your Christmas star [Verse 2] I won't go to the midnight mass, it's Bhajan session. I don't need to confess, cause dancing's my confession. Bartender's got my kiss under the mistletoe, he's so hotty. Everyone's wearing nothing but briefs, it's gonna end naughty. [Pre-Chorus] I'm gonna chill with the Mary Jane, not with Kevin Drinking Raksi got me sin cleansed, there's no hellwin. [Chorus] Even though I miss my family and friends I'm gonna give myself a Christmas romance I'm gonna meet the Santa, he'll give me his stick Yeah, you got it right by stick I meant his dick. [Post-Chorus] Oh Santa Santa Santa, The bastard that you are Oh Santa Santa Santa, I'll be your Christmas star [Bridge] यो क्रिसमस पार्टी हुनेछ यस वर्ष म शरारती हुन चाहन्छु मलाई आशा छ मेरो प्रेमीले मलाई नदेखोस् उपहारको सट्टा उसले मलाई मार्नेछ। [Chorus] Even though I miss my family and friends I'm gonna give myself a Christmas romance I'm gonna meet the Santa, he'll give me his stick Yeah, you got it right by stick I meant his dick. [Post-Chorus] Oh Santa Santa Santa, Darling, you're the only one Oh Santa Santa Santa, In my bed leave me a towel swan Bridge Translation: It will be a Christmas party This year I want to be naughty I hope my boyfriend doesn't see me Instead of a present he will kill me.